A woman is marrying her Tetris cartridge

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  1. MeAndHax

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    Dat sad moment when a cartridge has a wife

    And ur still single 2018
     
  2. Beerus

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    virginity protection level 100
     
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  4. the_randomizer

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    *Sigh* I should've kept my mouth shut. Perhaps it's time I make a blog on what's been going on.

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  5. godreborn

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    she'll use the game genie as protection. that way the board isn't exposed.
     
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    Only if Tetris gets mounted on a Game Genie.
     
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  7. brickmii82

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    Fixed that for you:D
     
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  8. Beerus

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    would dumping that tetris cartridge and uploading the rom count as porn/nudes?
     
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  9. godreborn

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    maybe it would be better if the game had one of those plastic dust covers. I can just imagine what that game has been through.

    will her copy of yoshi's cookie get jealous and refuse to work in a legitimate nes?
     
  10. VinsCool

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    Okay,
    this made me laugh more than I expected :rofl2:
     
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  12. godreborn

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    amateur porn - the best kind. the money shot is when the game glitches out on her.
     
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    Legally speaking cant be done because a object such as a cart cant sign papers that's another reason u cant marry your cat or dog or animal family member
     
  16. falconcrest

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    ya got that right...
    mashed potatoes with a side of brainless and a dash of stupidity with insane sauce on top...:shit:
     
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  17. Alex4U

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    with Snivy, Mystery Zone (offset 0x00)
    I'd marry my Snivy plush for sure.

    Leave me alone now!
     
  18. wicksand420

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    That's going to be an awkward honeymoon, someone please tell her to use protection, you don't want to start a marriage off with a pregnancy!
    Tetris Jr. anyone?

    Or, I wonder if she got the box it came in, wait, no, thats her.
     
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  19. Bladexdsl

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    something like this
     
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  20. kehkou

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    Not too bad for a middle-aged game.
    It will be signed "10NES".
     
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  21. wicksand420

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    I thought it looked a little beat up. she must be an abuser.
     
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  22. RustInPeace

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    You know this has brought up countless thoughts of sex with a Nintendo cartridge. Those corners on her lady bits, or even on her anus, strapping a dildo to the cartridge and directing it inside her. Things that probably exist already in video and picture form in the deepest recesses of internet space, that I don't even want to try and find.

    But really, if she's truly happy with this, what's the problem? It's weird but harmless, it's strange but nice. I just really hope this isn't called out via Dr. Phil, fuck that guy. Let the woman be happy.